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Guest · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject: Yo mamma jokes

Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

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Yo Mamma's so fat, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.

She didn't recognize them.

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Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

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Yo Mamma's so fat, I ran round her twice and got lost.

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Yo Mamma's so fat, when she stood on the scales it said "one at a time please."

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Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

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Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and a car tried to swerve around her, they ran out of gas!

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Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

ALL THESE JOKES WERE FOUND AT WWW.FREEWEBS.COM/U1BD2005

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:25 pm Post subject:

Like them but the link just leads to a login in page which has a popup on Smilie_PDT

vincent2008 · Funny Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 12

One day a person went to shop to take photostat copies of his cirtificates. After taking photostat he is checking the copies again and again. Then shop keeper aked him why are u checking this copies again and again. Then that person replied I am just checking in this copies have any spelling mistakes or not.
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