Quotes,sayings,Etc

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:49 pm Post subject: Woody allen

FUNNY QUOTES BY WOODY ALLEN

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject:

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject:

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject:

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject:

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject:

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject:

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:55 pm Post subject:

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

RingMaster · Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."