Jokes

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject:

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject:

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?

A: An IN-body experience!

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject:

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject:

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject:

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.