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RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject:

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes so they would each get one.
The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.
The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette.
Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends...
...so the genie turned him into a woman.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes so they would each get one.
The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.
The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette.
Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends...
...so the genie turned him into a woman.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. Why?
She had to stop to ask for directions.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject:

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said St. Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter.
Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject:

Two dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject:

Two dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously,
"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."