Limericks

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: limericks i think

There was a young lady named Alice,
Who used dynamite for a phallus,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
Her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:57 am Post subject:

When her daughter got married in Bicester,
Her mother remarked as she kissed her,
"That fellow you've won,
Is sure to be fun,
Since tea he's fucked me and your sister."

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:57 am Post subject:

The jolly old Bishop of Birmingham,
He buggered three maids while confirming 'em,
As they knelt seeking God,
He excited his rod,
And pumped his Episcopal Sperm in 'em.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:58 am Post subject:

There once was a young man from Brighton,
Who said to a young lass, "You're a tight'un!"
She said, "Listen, Hon,
You're in the wrong one.
There's plenty of room in the right one."

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:58 am Post subject:

A fisherman off of Cape Cod,
Who attempted to bugger a cod,
When up came some scallops,
That nibbled his bullocks,
And now he's eunuch, by God.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:01 am Post subject:

There was an old man of Duluth,
Whose cock was shot off in his youth,
He fucked with his nose,
And with fingers and toes,
And he came through a hole in his tooth.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:02 am Post subject:

There was an old man of Dundee,
Who came home as drunk as could be.
He wound up the clock,
With the end of his cock,
And buggered his wife with the key.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:02 am Post subject:

There was a young lady of Exeter,
So pretty that men craned their necks at her.
One went so far,
As to wave from his car,
The distingushing mark of this sex at her.

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:02 am Post subject:

There was a young lady from France,
Who decided to take just one chance.
For an hour or so,
She just let herself go,
And now all her sisters are aunts.