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fanbot
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Joined: 10 Dec 2005
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Location: The funny Farm
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 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:21 pm Post subject: hee hee |
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick
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RingMaster
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Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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Location: Circus
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Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?
Doc: You sure will.
Patient: That's great! I never could read before. |
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RingMaster
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Location: Circus
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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doc: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer. |
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RingMaster
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Location: Circus
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Doc: You need glasses.
Patient: But I'm wearing glasses, Doc.
Doc: Then I need glasses.
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