Jokes

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

"Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing little black spots before my eyes."
"Have you seen a Doctor before?"
"No, just little black spots."

Guest · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:

Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"

Little Johnny: "Big hands!"

hez · Funny Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Posts: 3 Location: london

did u hear about the horse that was rushed to hospital..... it was in a stable condition
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hez · Funny Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Posts: 3 Location: london

did u hear about the man that was caught stealing a calendar.... he got 12 months
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hez · Funny Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Posts: 3 Location: london

wat about the man that was arrested for stealing luggage.... his case comes up next week
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shellbell1471 · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject:

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
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shellbell1471 · Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

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