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RingMaster
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Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. |
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RingMaster
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Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop. |
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Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
A: "Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?" |
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Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache. |
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RingMaster
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747. |
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Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!" |
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RingMaster
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant. |
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RingMaster
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. |
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence. |
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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! |
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Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! |
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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job. |
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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. |
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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off. |
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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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