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RingMaster
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Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week! |
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted. |
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Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted! |
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Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box. |
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Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. |
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Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all the W's |
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RingMaster
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! |
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RingMaster
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Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side. |
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RingMaster
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Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear. |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do. |
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved. |
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Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture. |
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline! |
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Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box! |
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Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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