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peter A · Funny Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Posts: 4 Location: stockport

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
All of a sudden, he said out loud,' Lord grant me one wish'.

The man said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over any time I want'.

The lord said, 'Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honour and glorify me!'

The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said 'Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing' and how I can make a woman truly happy'.

The Lord replied, 'You want two or four lanes on that bridge?'

ms moon · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject:

good one

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