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Woody allenFUNNY QUOTES BY WOODY ALLEN
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
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"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
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"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying."
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"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
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"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
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