RingMaster
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Kids> A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
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> "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
> started
> swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
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> The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast
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> I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
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> "OK" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
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> The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
> Wants for breakfast.
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>"Oh, sh * t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
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> WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
> up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
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> She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what
> do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
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> I don't know," he blubbers,"but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."
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