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Funny sex quotes"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
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"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
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