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RingMaster
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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: One Liners |
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Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home." |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:32 am Post subject: |
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Do you speak to your husband during sex
yes if he rings me
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:21 am Post subject: |
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Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"?
A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!" |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny! |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Two gays walking past the funeral parlour,
one says "fancy popping in and sucking down a couple of cold ones?" |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:03 am Post subject: |
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Two condoms walking past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says "Wanna go get shit faced?" |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:05 am Post subject: |
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A guy walks into a bar and says "I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."
A guy in the corner says "Moooo!" |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste! |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a penis and a prick?
A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. |
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RingMaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
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