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RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:58 pm Post subject: Funny sex quotes

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject:

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject:

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject:

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject:

"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject:

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject:

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

RingMaster · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

RingMaster · Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:35 am Post subject:

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."